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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Ozzy Osbourne

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Ozzy Osbourne.

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Better Lyrics:
ITS MY EYE! hahaha!
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa

(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by: ?
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Mr. Crowley"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, Mr. Johnson, why would you end up dead?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

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