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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> N.W.A.
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by N.W.A..
N.W.A.
N.W.A.'s, "Fuck tha Police"
Better Lyrics:
Right about now Y-H-W-H court is in full effect
In the case of the sins of humanity and the Gates of Heaven, Defense Attorneys are:
MC John, Ice Luke and Preachy mothafatha-honorin' Paul
Order order order. Ice Luke take the mothafathahonorin stand,
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your faith?
You're definitely right.
All right so tell us what you've gotta say
Forgive the human race with a cross planted in the ground
A poor sinner got it good 'cause a crown,
of thorns was placed upon the most resilient Hebrew
to get authority to absolve sins of the majority
Praise Jesus 'cause he is the one
to encounter much temptation and have it all shunned
to be beaten on, and crucified
this guy wasn't so worried about rep or 'bout pride
Forgiving me, yet straight from his manger
to the end of his life he loved all strangers
Searchin' my soul, looking for the passion
He didn't hafta do anybody favors in this fashion
But he'd rather me in the heavens
than me and my enemies shortchanged at sin and attacking these
bits of flesh we call ourselves
Before we finish ourselves off, we really otta delve
to the notion that we're all friends and neighbors
labor only for ourselves ain't enough to self-savor
I dunno what these Pharisees are up to
Give to Caesar Caesar's stuff, and all neighbors get love,
and on the other hand, you better practice it to preach it.
So don't let it be something to retreat from
Yet he won't sweat your mistakes and vanity
Jesus Christ showing out for humanity
His blood grew lukewarm
at the punishment of law in a Roman uniform
Just cause he blessed the wretched and the fools
People in general gotta lose their cool
A just Jesus on the Golgotha path
and when they're finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of Yeshua, dyin' on that cross
A Jewish carpenter is my new boss.
Forgive the human race (fo, fo-fo, fo-fo)
Forgive the human race (fo, fo-fo, fo-fo)
Forgive the human race (fo, fo-fo, fo-fo)
Forgive the human race!
In the case of the sins of humanity and the Gates of Heaven, Defense Attorneys are:
MC John, Ice Luke and Preachy mothafatha-honorin' Paul
Order order order. Ice Luke take the mothafathahonorin stand,
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your faith?
You're definitely right.
All right so tell us what you've gotta say
Forgive the human race with a cross planted in the ground
A poor sinner got it good 'cause a crown,
of thorns was placed upon the most resilient Hebrew
to get authority to absolve sins of the majority
Praise Jesus 'cause he is the one
to encounter much temptation and have it all shunned
to be beaten on, and crucified
this guy wasn't so worried about rep or 'bout pride
Forgiving me, yet straight from his manger
to the end of his life he loved all strangers
Searchin' my soul, looking for the passion
He didn't hafta do anybody favors in this fashion
But he'd rather me in the heavens
than me and my enemies shortchanged at sin and attacking these
bits of flesh we call ourselves
Before we finish ourselves off, we really otta delve
to the notion that we're all friends and neighbors
labor only for ourselves ain't enough to self-savor
I dunno what these Pharisees are up to
Give to Caesar Caesar's stuff, and all neighbors get love,
and on the other hand, you better practice it to preach it.
So don't let it be something to retreat from
Yet he won't sweat your mistakes and vanity
Jesus Christ showing out for humanity
His blood grew lukewarm
at the punishment of law in a Roman uniform
Just cause he blessed the wretched and the fools
People in general gotta lose their cool
A just Jesus on the Golgotha path
and when they're finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of Yeshua, dyin' on that cross
A Jewish carpenter is my new boss.
Forgive the human race (fo, fo-fo, fo-fo)
Forgive the human race (fo, fo-fo, fo-fo)
Forgive the human race (fo, fo-fo, fo-fo)
Forgive the human race!
Original Lyrics:
Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say
Fuck the police (4X)
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say
Fuck the police (4X)
Submitted by: danielericiverson
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