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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Nursery Rhyme

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Nursery Rhyme.

Nursery Rhyme

Nursery Rhyme's, "Pop! goes the Weasel"
Better Lyrics:
How dangerous for Un to tread,
Rhetoric is evil
Who knows how far his missiles go,
War! if they're fissile
Original Lyrics:
A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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