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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Nickelback
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Nickelback.
Nickelback
Nickelback's, "Far Away"
Better Lyrics:
It was one day, a mistake
Some beans I ate
I point my hand at this random man
Who's to say where to point blame
but you know you know you know
I farted I farted all along
I farted I'll fart until I'm gone
Stop dreaming that it wasn't me
Stop dreaming that you'll be free from flatulence
You met me after work a "chair slipped" I'm a jerk
With me you'd withstand
All the smell to hang around
You'd give your ears and your nose
from buying febreeze you're almost broke
cause you know you know you know
You farted you farted all along
I farted I'll fart until I'm gone
Denying if it was me
denying won't make one free from it anyway
Some beans I ate
I point my hand at this random man
Who's to say where to point blame
but you know you know you know
I farted I farted all along
I farted I'll fart until I'm gone
Stop dreaming that it wasn't me
Stop dreaming that you'll be free from flatulence
You met me after work a "chair slipped" I'm a jerk
With me you'd withstand
All the smell to hang around
You'd give your ears and your nose
from buying febreeze you're almost broke
cause you know you know you know
You farted you farted all along
I farted I'll fart until I'm gone
Denying if it was me
denying won't make one free from it anyway
Original Lyrics:
This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
Submitted by: hello
Nickelback's, "Hero"
Better Lyrics:
they say the metro will save us
about a half hour each way
about a half hour each way
Original Lyrics:
they say that a hero will save us
im not gona stand here and wait
im not gona stand here and wait
Submitted by: CaptnSpider
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Better Lyrics:
Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me barf
How did his face get so red?
I only put two holes in his head
Everytime I do it makes me barf
How did his face get so red?
I only put two holes in his head
Original Lyrics:
Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head
Submitted by: Scottman
Nickelback's, "Rockstar"
Better Lyrics:
Gonna buy my food from Marks and Spencer
Original Lyrics:
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Submitted by: Stompgal
Nickelback's, "Rockstar"
Better Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that'll bend the sexes
Gonna bang those trannies in a silver Lexus.
Gonna bang those trannies in a silver Lexus.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser.
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser.
Submitted by: Busta Heads
Nickelback's, "photograph"
Better Lyrics:
Look At This 12th Street Rag
Original Lyrics:
look at this photograph
Submitted by: white trash
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