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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> My Chemical Romance
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by My Chemical Romance.
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Better Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a piss by accident
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
Submitted by: John Pinkerton
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Better Lyrics:
because they eat all the buns
and steal all the ketchup
so they can eat everything away.
and steal all the ketchup
so they can eat everything away.
Original Lyrics:
because they sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you son
so they can watch all things you do.
and keep an eye on you son
so they can watch all things you do.
Submitted by: amanda day
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome to the Black Parade"
Better Lyrics:
When I was a young girl...erm I mean boy,
My father took me into the village,
to see the great plague.
He said son when you grow up,
would you be,
The saviour of the chicken,
The sauteed & the fried
He said wil you defeat them,
The plaguests & all the grim reapers
The plans that they have made
Becasue one day,
I'll leave you,
my fortune
of 39cents
to fight the great plague
My father took me into the village,
to see the great plague.
He said son when you grow up,
would you be,
The saviour of the chicken,
The sauteed & the fried
He said wil you defeat them,
The plaguests & all the grim reapers
The plans that they have made
Becasue one day,
I'll leave you,
my fortune
of 39cents
to fight the great plague
Original Lyrics:
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city,
To see a marching band.
He said son when you grow up,
Would you be,
The saviour of the broken,
The beaten & the dammed.
He said will you, defeat them,
The demons & all the non believers,
The plans that they have made.
bacause one day,
I'll leave you,
a phantom,
to lead you in the summer,
& join the black parade.
My father took me into the city,
To see a marching band.
He said son when you grow up,
Would you be,
The saviour of the broken,
The beaten & the dammed.
He said will you, defeat them,
The demons & all the non believers,
The plans that they have made.
bacause one day,
I'll leave you,
a phantom,
to lead you in the summer,
& join the black parade.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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