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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Mouseketeers

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Mouseketeers.

Mouseketeers

Mouseketeers', "Mickey Mouse Club Theme"
Better Lyrics:
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there,
You're as psycho as can be!
S-E-R-I-A-L K-I-L-E-R!...
Now's the time to say goodbye to all your company...
S-E-R... (Are you alone?)
I-A-L... (Like L you're not!)
K-I-L-E-R!
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there,
you're as welcome as can be!
Now's the time to say goodbye to all your company...
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!... M-I-C... (See ya real soon!)
K-E-Y... (Why? Because we love you!)
M-O-U-S-E...
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery (lyrics by Dale Christensen)
Mouseketeers', "Mickey Mouse Club Theme"
Better Lyrics:
Who is a republican as stupid as can be

D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P

Shoot somebody in the middle of 5th Avenue

And he may be the one who's applauding you


Donald Trump(Donald Dick!),Donald Trump(Donald Dick!)

His supporters are as dumb as fuck!fuck!fuck!fuck!






His supporters are as dumb as fuck!fuck!fuck!fuck!
Original Lyrics:
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Hey there!Hi there!Ho there! you're as welcome as can be

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E


Mickey Mouse(Donald Duck!),Mickey Mouse(Donald Duck)

Forever we will hold your banner high!high!high!high!
Submitted by: Ed Ehren

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