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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Monty Python

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Monty Python.

Monty Python

Monty Python's, "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts"
Better Lyrics:
I've got a horrible case of insomnia
Here I am a-lying in my bed
Counting sheep, still can't sleep
Fluff my pillow again
Original Lyrics:
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Here they are a-standing in a row
Big ones, small ones
Some as big as your head
Submitted by: Wendy King

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