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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by John Michael Montgomery.

John Michael Montgomery

John Michael Montgomery's, "Roast A Coon"
Better Lyrics:
She Thinks I can roast a coon.
In her eyes there ain't nothing I can't cook.
And when I think I'm out of grease
She's the reason I still fry.
She thinks I can roast a coon.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks I can rope the moon.
In her eyes there ain't nothing I can't do.
When I think it out of reach, she's the reason I still try.
She thinks I can rope the moon.
Submitted by: mark skipper

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