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John Mayer
John Mayer's, "Cat's Potty Is A Box Of Sand "
Better Lyrics:
we got her bag 'o' litter
that box seems to fit her
now she's got to doo
she don't mind my
discoverin' poo
one mound it makes a stench
it smells like eggs again
the air is so gross and
it's so vile
if i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
guess i could buy a more expensive brand
but I hate that it's high priced sand
when it's that time she goes to find it
when it's her smell she don't mind it
and when i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
that box seems to fit her
now she's got to doo
she don't mind my
discoverin' poo
one mound it makes a stench
it smells like eggs again
the air is so gross and
it's so vile
if i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
guess i could buy a more expensive brand
but I hate that it's high priced sand
when it's that time she goes to find it
when it's her smell she don't mind it
and when i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
Submitted by: Jeremy Chambers and Bryan Pardue
John Mayer's, "Who Says"
Better Lyrics:
It's been a long time since Mississippi
It's been a long time since I was 12
Barely remember what happened to my mother
But ever since, my life's a living hell
It's been a long time since I was 12
Barely remember what happened to my mother
But ever since, my life's a living hell
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you
Submitted by: Kung-Fu Cutbug
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