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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Johnny Mathis
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Johnny Mathis.
Johnny Mathis
Johnny Mathis', "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Aldi
Which the ConDems closed
Saying it once again, "Take note of our mien
"The poor don't deserve food and clothes"
Which the ConDems closed
Saying it once again, "Take note of our mien
"The poor don't deserve food and clothes"
Original Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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