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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Johnny Mathis.

Johnny Mathis

Johnny Mathis', "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Aldi

Which the ConDems closed

Saying it once again, "Take note of our mien

"The poor don't deserve food and clothes"
Original Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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