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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Ernie Marrs.

Ernie Marrs

Ernie Marrs', "Plastic Jesus"
Better Lyrics:
I don't care it don't sound like hip-hop
S'long as I get the chance to flip-flop
Give my wife a ride in Kennedy's car
Through all trials and tribulations
we will screw up this great nation
Teddy, please take my wife in your car
(As sung by John Kerry)
Original Lyrics:
I don't care if it rains or freezes
S'long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel all the nations
Me and plastic Jesus will go far
Submitted by: JP

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