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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Steve Lawrence.

Steve Lawrence

Steve Lawrence's, "Portrait Of My Love"
Better Lyrics:
It would take, I know,
An o-ra-to-ri-o,
And he would need a krelman foon and nurny fnork above
To try to paint a portrait of my love!
Original Lyrics:
It would take, i know,
A Michelangelo,
And he would need the glow of dawn
That paints the sky above
To try to paint a portrait of my love!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery (lines from a dream)

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