Lady Gaga
Middle Class can't
Take paycheck dings,
The poor can't eat
Just rice and beans
GDP DROP
Affects everything
A hybrid can
Withstand these things,
My heart can beat
With bricks and strings
My ARTPOP
Could mean anything
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Don't call its name, don't call its name
Cillantro
Don't call my name, don't call my name
Alejandro
Submitted by: Mickey D.
can't fly today, can't fly today, to Chicago
I'm too afraid, I'm too afraid, Orlando
don't wanna crash, don't wanna die, I cannot bear to say goodbye
I think I'll stay, I think I'll stay, in Fargo
don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
don't want to kiss, don't want to touch, just smoke my cigarette and hush
don't call my name, don't call my name, Roberto
Submitted by: Kung-Fu Cutbug
I stand here writhing
as I sing this song
I have the critics raving:
what she does is oh so wrong!
They think I promote sex and sleaze
Hey! That isn’t fair
I choose the things I do
It’s art- whether clothed or bare!
I perform in strange bras, strange bras, strange bras
I perform in strange bras-bras,
so they see my Ta-Tas
It’s MY art… expression or obscenity
Drops their jaws, their jaws, their jaws
I stand here waiting
for you to bang the gong
to crash the critic saying:
is it right or is it wrong?
If only fame had an IV
baby could I bear,
being away from you
I found the vein put in here
I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause,
live for the applause-plause
Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Seaside Silk Screening
Seaside Silk Screening
Long and short sleeved tees
We're doing broderies
Seaside Silk Screening
Seaside Silk Screening
Sleek housing koozies
Whatever your business needs
We are at Seaside, Seaside Silk Screening
We have everything your business needs
Come check us out
At SeaSideSilkScreening.com
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga oh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love-love-love, I want your love
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Seaside Silk Screening
Seaside Silk Screening
Long and short-sleeve tees
We do embroideries
Seaside Silk Screening
Seaside Silk Screening
Decals and koozies
Whatever your business needs
We are at Seaside, Seaside Silk Screening
We have everything your business needs
Come check us out
At SeasideSilkScreening.com
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love-love-love I want your love
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Clean out our swimming pool, hot weather sure does rule
Cali missed another Winter, crazy!
Clean out our swimming pool, hot weather sure does rule
Cali missed another Winter, crazy!
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Our economy, March ‘13
The auto-cuts kick-in to stop spending
Tough fiscal controls drive us all insane
Addresses the debt climb, the GDP
He brought us down, brought us down, down
This two-term DEM clown, two-term DEM clown
[Chorus]
He’s just a Spending Fool, Big Government’s so cool
We’re over $16 Trillion and climbing!!!
He’s just a Spending Fool, Big Government’s so cool
We’re over $16 Trillion and climbing!!!
When he comes to me, I am ready
I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me
I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
When he starts to speak, he is shady
State of the Union Address- Oh please!
Fifth time pledge and its more of the same
Even after four years, he's such a sleeze
Economy's down, very down, down
He is but a clown, such a smug clown
[Chorus]
We're not a bunch of Fools, Obama’s not so cool
He comes across as a Jackass, (he's) crazy
We're not a bunch of Fools, Obama’s not so cool
He comes across as a Jackass, (he's) crazy
When he comes to me, I am ready
I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me
I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Lets have some tea, Coke is sick
I wanna have some tea and crumpets
Lets have some tea, Coke is sick
I wanna have some tea and crumpets
Lets have some fun this beat is sick.
I wanna take a ride on your discostick
Lets have some fun this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your discostick
Submitted by: Loves_GreenDay
Scold him and loathe him
Just want to slam him for a minute
Maybe TV spots are enough for my camp to sell it
Let's have some fun,
These ads are sick
I wanna manip some stats and make them stick
Don't think too much just hate that Mitt
I wanna manip some stats and make them stick
[Chorus:]
Let's play an ad game,
Play an ad game
We want Mitt Romney slammed again!
Ads feed the flame
It's a damn shame...
Hold me and love me
Just want to touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it
Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
[Chorus:]
Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Doesn't my face make you sick?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Mitt's gonna carry the Right
America must be restored
Mitt's gonna put up a fight
Four more years of Barack is abhorred!
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm not gonna cry anymore
I'm gonna marry the night
Leave nothing on these streets to explore
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
We're gonna put up a fight
To protect Israeli lives
Send in the F-16s
Drop some bombs on rocket sites
Gonna tear Hamas apart
Land invasion soon to start
Sending soldiers of the IDF
Gaza's terror
We're gonna put up a fight
We're gonna put up a fight
We're gonna put up a fight
[Chorus]
We're gonna put up a fight
We're not gonna hide anymore
We're gonna put up a fight
Rocket attacks just can't be ignored
P-p-p-Put up, p-p-p-Put up, p-p-p-Put up a fight
Oh, p-p-Put up, p-p-p-Put up, p-p-p-Put up a fight
I'm gonna marry the night
I won't give up on my life
I'm a warrior queen
Live passionately tonight
I'm gonna marry the dark
Gonna make love to the stark
I'm a soldier to my own emptiness
I am a winner
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm gonna marry the night
[Chorus]
I'm gonna marry the night
I'm not gonna cry anymore
I'm gonna marry the night
Leave nothing on these streets to explore
M-m-m-Marry, m-m-m-Marry, m-m-m-Marry the night
Oh, m-m-Marry, m-m-m-Marry, m-m-m-Marry the night
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No, you can't eat my pizza face
('Cos it's not really Margherita)
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No, you can't eat my pizza face
(Are you some kind of cannibal?)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Can't get by,
He can't slide
No he can't lead this half-ass race
(Prez record is so shoddy)
Can't get by,
He can't slide
No he can't lead this half-ass race
(Prez record is so shoddy)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
O' knows that he's not right,
States whatever he likes
Sheister, sheister tells lies,
Sheister, tells lies
Says everything's all right,
The Middle Class squeezed tight
Sheister, sheister tells lies,
Sheister, tells lies
I’ll take you out tonight,
Say whatever you like
Scheisse, scheisse be mine,
Scheisse, be mine.
Put on a show tonight,
Do whatever you like
Scheisse, scheisse be mine,
Scheisse, be mine.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Lady Gaga's,
"Second Time Around (Unreleased)"
Prez, I won't forget the way you lied to me
'Cause this time you can go to hell
I'm glad I'm wiser
This second time around!
Boy I Can Forget The Way You Were With Me
I Don’t Know What To Tell You Now
Its Always Harder
The Second Time Around
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Rick, it's the end of story, and you're hanging on ignoring the truth
Rick, it's the end of story, and you're hanging
on ignoring the truth
You're at the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end,
You had your chance at glory, and you're hanging on despite the truth
Few states more won't help you
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Something, something about that place
Something 'bout Third World gripes and the problems that we face
Something, something about where hatreds never die
Yeah something about, U.N. battle cries
Something, something about this place
Something 'bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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