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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Kyle Justin
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Kyle Justin.
Kyle Justin
Kyle Justin's, "improvised lyrics"
Better Lyrics:
Where did my hair go?
First, check the bathtub drain.
Where did my hair go?
Look through your brush again.
Where did my hair go?
A few strands are in your comb.
Where did my hair go?
It fell out and left you alone.
What do I do now?
NASA might give you a ship.
What do I do now?
Tobacco in the bud you should nip.
What do I do now?
Learn more about the Tootsie Roll Pop.
What do I do now?
Wear a hat to cover your top.
(Note: the latter allusions are to Patrick Stewart, Yul Brynner, and Telly Savalas.)
First, check the bathtub drain.
Where did my hair go?
Look through your brush again.
Where did my hair go?
A few strands are in your comb.
Where did my hair go?
It fell out and left you alone.
What do I do now?
NASA might give you a ship.
What do I do now?
Tobacco in the bud you should nip.
What do I do now?
Learn more about the Tootsie Roll Pop.
What do I do now?
Wear a hat to cover your top.
(Note: the latter allusions are to Patrick Stewart, Yul Brynner, and Telly Savalas.)
Original Lyrics:
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
(Note: Kyle Justin was improvising lyrics in the Ikari Warriors review conducted by the Angry Video Game Nerd, which is not suitable for viewing at work. They're very talented, but I think they would be about as funny without the vulgarity. James regularly encounters situations such as too much enemy fire to survive, controls that are difficult to master, finished products that were probably not tested thoroughly if at all, and so on. Anyone who has ever faced frustration with directions that don't make sense, large or heavy items that are difficult to move, or things that simply don't work through no fault of one's own can almost certainly relate to at least some degree.)
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
(Note: Kyle Justin was improvising lyrics in the Ikari Warriors review conducted by the Angry Video Game Nerd, which is not suitable for viewing at work. They're very talented, but I think they would be about as funny without the vulgarity. James regularly encounters situations such as too much enemy fire to survive, controls that are difficult to master, finished products that were probably not tested thoroughly if at all, and so on. Anyone who has ever faced frustration with directions that don't make sense, large or heavy items that are difficult to move, or things that simply don't work through no fault of one's own can almost certainly relate to at least some degree.)
Submitted by: Joseph Rhodes
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