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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by King Crimson.

King Crimson

King Crimson's, "21st Century Schizoid Man"
Better Lyrics:
French fries, onion rings
Hamburgers with onions and cheese
Kids are screaming for more things
21st Century Burger King
Original Lyrics:
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's prison door
21st Century Schizoid Man
Submitted by: Ian

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