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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Ken Barrie.

Ken Barrie

Ken Barrie's, "Postman Pat and His Black and White Cat"
Better Lyrics:
Postman Pat. Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and guts went flying, Postman pat was crying
You've never seen a cat as flat as that!
Original Lyrics:
Postman Pat. Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat
Early in the morning, just as day is dawning
He picks up all the post bags in his van
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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