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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Danny Kaye

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Danny Kaye.

Danny Kaye

Danny Kaye's, "Inchworm"
Better Lyrics:
(I have ^so^ been playing too much Deadly Dungeons on my Android!)
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Infecting small intestines
Seems to me you probably see
How long human guts are
Original Lyrics:
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How beautiful they are
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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