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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> John Denver & The Muppets
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by John Denver & The Muppets.
John Denver & The Muppets
John Denver & The Muppets', "Christmas Is Coming"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please do put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then hell with you
I think the lyrics are somewhat offensive, but they sure are funny.
Please do put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then hell with you
I think the lyrics are somewhat offensive, but they sure are funny.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please do put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you
Please do put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you
Submitted by: Isac
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