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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Jeff Bennett

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Jeff Bennett.

Jeff Bennett

Jeff Bennett's, "Eggs"
Better Lyrics:
This retrovirus
Won't settle for disease
I'll splice in their genes
Until I kill them with an overwhelming dose
Original Lyrics:
This struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow, I'll beg
I'll even kiss you for my dear beloved dose
Of eggs
Submitted by: himarawi

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