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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Jeff Bennett
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Jeff Bennett.
Jeff Bennett
Jeff Bennett's, "Eggs"
Better Lyrics:
This retrovirus
Won't settle for disease
I'll splice in their genes
Until I kill them with an overwhelming dose
Of AIDS
Won't settle for disease
I'll splice in their genes
Until I kill them with an overwhelming dose
Of AIDS
Original Lyrics:
This struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow, I'll beg
I'll even kiss you for my dear beloved dose
Of eggs
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow, I'll beg
I'll even kiss you for my dear beloved dose
Of eggs
Submitted by: himarawi
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