Michael Jackson
Campaign run, gotta do what you can
Don't wanna run ads, be a SuperPAC man
Your talk is so tough, better do what you can
So tweet it, not a cent will you spend!
[Chorus]
Just tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
"Jeb's low energy" repeated
Showin' how tech savvy is your word fight
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right
Trump tweets it, and repeats it!!!
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
[Chorus]
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Her jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket
CNN only attacks it
Isn't it funny that they can't get it right?
Not about immigration alright
Her jacket, jacket
Can't crack it, crack it
Mel wore it, backs it
Why the hell all this racket???
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just meme it, meme it, meme it, meme it
Grab a pic and give new meaning
Showin' you're funny or just for a bet
It doesn't matter once it's on the net
Just meme it, meme it
Just meme it, meme it
Just meme it, meme it
Just meme it, meme it
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Trump repeats it, repeats it, repeats it, repeats it
His Tweets should just be deleted
It's not about what's wrong or what's right
Just as long as he puts up a fight
Just repeat it, repeat it
Repeat it, Re-Tweet it
News outlets will then re-feed it, and
Trump folks will all believe it!!!
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a squirrel who tells me I am the one
But the kit is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who tells me I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Tim Kramar
Billy's jeans fit too tight
I put them on and my voice gets real high
The jeans are not my size
Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Larry B
Skinny jeans are not for mothers
They're just for sluts
Not for the corpulent ones
With a width of 10 feet buns.
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Submitted by: Mr. Filet-O-Soul
Billy John is not my lover
He's just a boy who says I am the one
Even for me, he's just too young
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Head of the NAACP
Transracial person or living a lie?
Kraut-Czech
When she was born as a baby
Dolezal wasn't Black... she was White!!!
Don't tell me you agree with me
When I saw you kicking dirt in my eyes
But if
You're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
We're lookng at the mad Kings of Terror
We're asking them to change their ways
And the message couldn't have
been any clearer:
US wants to make the world
A better place
(ISIS is a group we seek to erase)
Stop the blood in the sand, and
their Caliphate
(All the people they've killed, and
what is at stake )...
(Diplomacy fails)
(Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla,
Bla Blah)...
I'm starting with the man In
the mirror
I'm asking him to change
his ways
And no message could have
been any clearer
If you wanna make the world
A better place
(If you wanna make the
world a better place)
Take a look at yourself, and
then make a change
(Take a look at yourself, and
then make a change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Sonic are you okay?
So, Sonic are you okay?
Are you okay Sonic?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
The hands of Eggman
Annie are you okay?
So, Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
Submitted by: Redlocks
He had this Phyllis, Diller sight
We knew that he was old, he didn't want to show a fold
Stiller, pillar light
Skin tightened up so tight, inside there's filler, a chillier white.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Submitted by: Dfoofnik
Stupidity falls across the web
Users with their brain cells dead
These morons can't spell 'good'
And correcting them is called rude
But trolling them is a piece of cake
They respond,they've made a mistake
For they will face complaints from Hell
Time to fight,let's ring the bell
The smell of stupid's in the air
Morning til midnight,they don't care
See dumbasses from across the world
From your grandma to a little girl
And though you fight to stay awake
These Tweets are for the sh*tter
For no mere mortal can survive
The idiocy of Twitter
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Submitted by: Flash Flood
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