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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Jack Norworth and Albert von Tilzer
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Jack Norworth and Albert von Tilzer.
Jack Norworth and Albert von Tilzer
Jack Norworth and Albert von Tilzer's, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Better Lyrics:
(This is an updated version of a previous entry.)
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
We help 501s harm Autistics
We don't care if that makes us seem dicks
Let me root, root, root for eugenics
If you don't abort it's a shame
For when Autism $peaks strikes you're out
At the old ball game
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
We help 501s harm Autistics
We don't care if that makes us seem dicks
Let me root, root, root for eugenics
If you don't abort it's a shame
For when Autism $peaks strikes you're out
At the old ball game
Original Lyrics:
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Just buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Just buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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