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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Ian Dury and the Blockheads.

Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Ian Dury and the Blockheads', "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Better Lyrics:
Spank Trump with that magazine. Spank him! Spank him!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your rhythm stick. Hit me. Hit me.
Submitted by: Spank that Donnie Dirtbag!

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