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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Hoku
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Hoku.
Hoku
Hoku's, "Another Dumb Blonde"
Better Lyrics:
Bro-ku, Bro-ku
I think that it's time that we should just let you go
'Cause we only gave you this record deal because your dad is Don Ho
You see we knew that you weren't special, or all that unique
And lately we've come to find...
That your sales and popularity are falling behind
(Chorus) That's not right, but what the hay?
We didn't want you anyway
And we feel it's time for you to move on
That's not right, but what the hay?
Blonde's not a Hawaiin hair-color anyway
Now you're broke and you should have released a different song,
'cause this one's less than so-so.
I think that it's time that we should just let you go
'Cause we only gave you this record deal because your dad is Don Ho
You see we knew that you weren't special, or all that unique
And lately we've come to find...
That your sales and popularity are falling behind
(Chorus) That's not right, but what the hay?
We didn't want you anyway
And we feel it's time for you to move on
That's not right, but what the hay?
Blonde's not a Hawaiin hair-color anyway
Now you're broke and you should have released a different song,
'cause this one's less than so-so.
Original Lyrics:
Ho-ku, Ho-ku
I think that it's time that I should just let you go
So I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone
You see I thought that you were special, baby, something unique
But lately I've come to find--that you're not really interested in my heart or mind
(Chorus) That's all right, that's okay
You never loved me anyway
And I think it's time for you to just move on
That's all right, that's okay
I bet you never thought you'd here me say
That I think it's time for you to find another dumb Blonde
'Cause it's not me no, no
I think that it's time that I should just let you go
So I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone
You see I thought that you were special, baby, something unique
But lately I've come to find--that you're not really interested in my heart or mind
(Chorus) That's all right, that's okay
You never loved me anyway
And I think it's time for you to just move on
That's all right, that's okay
I bet you never thought you'd here me say
That I think it's time for you to find another dumb Blonde
'Cause it's not me no, no
Submitted by: James
Hoku's, "Perfect Day"
Better Lyrics:
I could stay
Forever as a yam
Forever as a yam
Original Lyrics:
I could stay
Forever as I am
Forever as I am
Submitted by: Kelaal
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