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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Herman's Hermits
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Herman's Hermits.
Herman's Hermits
Herman's Hermits', "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"
Better Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
Girls that fart like her are something rare.
Girls that fart like her are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Better Lyrics:
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
He shot all of his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
He shot all of his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
Original Lyrics:
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Better Lyrics:
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
He shot of all his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
He shot of all his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
Original Lyrics:
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Better Lyrics:
No school today, the teacher's gone away
We drove him round the bend, and that's why his tenure ends
We drove him round the bend, and that's why his tenure ends
Original Lyrics:
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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