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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Herbie Kay & His Orchestra.

Herbie Kay & His Orchestra

Herbie Kay & His Orchestra's, "Rhythm Steps"
Better Lyrics:
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll date her at once,
Find a girl, 23,
It’s the human steps, whoa!
(Simple as her legs are long!)
Original Lyrics:
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Rhythm Steps, whoa!
(Simple as the day is long!)
Submitted by: Take Two Records

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