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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> R B Greaves
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by R B Greaves.
R B Greaves
R B Greaves', "Take A Letter Maria"
Better Lyrics:
Oh I caught gonorrhea
And gave it to my wife
And then she cut my balls off
With a rusty old knife
And gave it to my wife
And then she cut my balls off
With a rusty old knife
Original Lyrics:
Take a letter, Maria
And send it to my wife
And say I won't be coming home
Gonna start a new life
And send it to my wife
And say I won't be coming home
Gonna start a new life
Submitted by: PMS
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