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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Gloria Gaynor

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Gloria Gaynor.

Gloria Gaynor

Gloria Gaynor's, "I Never Can Say Goodbye"
Better Lyrics:
Hey, I never can find my shit now. Where is it?
I never can find my shit, no no no, no no no
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I never can say goodbye boy, ooh baby
I never can say goodbye, no no no, no no no
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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