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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Evita
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Evita.
Evita
Evita's, "Peron's Latest Flame"
Better Lyrics:
CBS just went and slipped
CBS has lost its grip
CBS declined to an all-time low
Gratuity's the thing to show
CBS has lost its grip
CBS declined to an all-time low
Gratuity's the thing to show
Original Lyrics:
We have allowed oursleves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
Evita's, "Peron's Latest Flame"
Better Lyrics:
The networks are fools breaking every taboo
Gratuity and smut made expressly for you
Dehumanization, the last straw!
The networks, they think only of themselves
Bound to waylay the IQ of everyone else
Someone's IQ is very flawed
Gratuity and smut made expressly for you
Dehumanization, the last straw!
The networks, they think only of themselves
Bound to waylay the IQ of everyone else
Someone's IQ is very flawed
Original Lyrics:
Peron is a fool breaking every taboo
Installing the girl in the army HQ
And she's an actress, the last straw!
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
Installing the girl in the army HQ
And she's an actress, the last straw!
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
Evita's, "Peron's Latest Flame"
Better Lyrics:
This has really been your year, Fox network
Where is it you go from here, Fox network?
What are the games that you long to play
Who will you dehumanize today?
Where is it you go from here, Fox network?
What are the games that you long to play
Who will you dehumanize today?
Original Lyrics:
This has really been your year, Miss Duarte
Where is it you go from here, Miss Duarte?
What are the roles that you yearn to play?
Who did you sleep with - dine with today?
Where is it you go from here, Miss Duarte?
What are the roles that you yearn to play?
Who did you sleep with - dine with today?
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
Evita's, "The Actress Hasn't Learned The Lines"
Better Lyrics:
Forigve my intrusion,
Fox network, but I simply found
Shallow superficiality
Makes you crawl on the ground
The Swan is disgusting, the idea
I want you to know human beings
there is no limit to how low they can go
Fox network, but I simply found
Shallow superficiality
Makes you crawl on the ground
The Swan is disgusting, the idea
I want you to know human beings
there is no limit to how low they can go
Original Lyrics:
Forgive my intrusion,
But fine as those sentiments sound
Little has changed
For us peasants down here on the ground
I don't mean to sound childish, ungrateful
I don't like to moan
But do you now support nobody's cause but your own?
But fine as those sentiments sound
Little has changed
For us peasants down here on the ground
I don't mean to sound childish, ungrateful
I don't like to moan
But do you now support nobody's cause but your own?
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
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