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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins.

Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins

Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins', "Chim Chim Cher-Ee"
Better Lyrics:
Chim chiminey,

Chim chiminey,

Chim chim cher-ee

I've got a stovepipe made 'specially for me

Chim chiminey,

Chim chiminey,

Chim chim cher-oo

I've got a urinal I made just for you


The only time that I've ever heard this song with these lyrics was in a dream that I had on 04-08-14.
Original Lyrics:
Chim chiminey

Chim chiminey

Chim chim cher-ee!

A sweep is as lucky

As lucky can be

Chim chiminey

Chim chiminey

Chim chim cher-oo!

Good luck will rub off when

I shakes 'ands with you
Submitted by: Cactus Impersonator

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