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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Neil Diamond
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Neil Diamond.
Neil Diamond
Neil Diamond's, "Solitary Man"
Better Lyrics:
I'm one of the few who will stand proud and say loud:
'Here am I - Sterile Guy!'
I'm lookin' so sharp in my new three-piece pinstripe
Hazmat suit-- Ain't it cute?!?
Don't give me no pills, but until no-one sneezes
Here in my face with their nasty diseases
I'll be what I am:
A sanitary man
Sanitary man
Sanitary man...
'Here am I - Sterile Guy!'
I'm lookin' so sharp in my new three-piece pinstripe
Hazmat suit-- Ain't it cute?!?
Don't give me no pills, but until no-one sneezes
Here in my face with their nasty diseases
I'll be what I am:
A sanitary man
Sanitary man
Sanitary man...
Original Lyrics:
I've had it to here - being where love's a small world
A part time thing, A paper ring
I know it's been done havin' one girl who loves you
Right or wrong, weak or strong
Don't know that I will, but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
Solitary man
A part time thing, A paper ring
I know it's been done havin' one girl who loves you
Right or wrong, weak or strong
Don't know that I will, but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
Solitary man
Submitted by: hec
Neil Diamond's, "Sweet Caroline"
Better Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline, you don't pay your bills like you should. Now your card's been declined, because your credit is no good!
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good. I've been inclined to think they never would.
Submitted by: Edward
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