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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> John Denver
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by John Denver.
John Denver
John Denver's, "Annie's Song"
Better Lyrics:
You fill out my census
Like a knight and a florist
Like the Mounties and Springstein
Like Walken - deranged
Like a stoned little desk clerk
Like a sleepy Billy Ocean
You fill out my census
Come give me a pen.
Like a knight and a florist
Like the Mounties and Springstein
Like Walken - deranged
Like a stoned little desk clerk
Like a sleepy Billy Ocean
You fill out my census
Come give me a pen.
Original Lyrics:
You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up me senses
Come fill me again.
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up me senses
Come fill me again.
Submitted by: Boy Howdy
John Denver's, "Rocky Mountain High"
Better Lyrics:
The Colorado supreme court was right
Right to rule that Dump is disqualified
The smartest scholars say their decision is air-tight
Cheers to the high court of Colorado
Cheers to the high court of Colorado
Right to rule that Dump is disqualified
The smartest scholars say their decision is air-tight
Cheers to the high court of Colorado
Cheers to the high court of Colorado
Original Lyrics:
And the Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky Mountain high (high in Colorado)
Rocky Mountain high (high in Colorado)
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky Mountain high (high in Colorado)
Rocky Mountain high (high in Colorado)
Submitted by: eeL deaL
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Better Lyrics:
Hop away, country toad
To someplace 'way from the road
Give me my wish
Please don't get squished
Hop away, country toad
Hop away, now country toad
To someplace 'way from the road
Give me my wish
Please don't get squished
Hop away, country toad
Hop away, now country toad
Original Lyrics:
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
To the place I belong
West Virginia Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Submitted by: Lenna Schultz
John Denver's, "Thank God I'm A Country Boy"
Better Lyrics:
thank God i'm a vegan boy
Original Lyrics:
thank God i'm a country boy
Submitted by: vegan minstrel
John Denver's, "This Old House"
Better Lyrics:
Supper’s slowly burning and a fire’s on the stove.
Original Lyrics:
A fire’s slowly burning and supper’s on the stove.
Submitted by: Jim
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