Miley Cyrus
Sam-I-Am, I won't eat green ham
Never try to push or make me eat that
Please stop offering me green eggs
Sam-I-Am, I do not want green ham
I know you promise it tastes good but
I don't want green eggs
As I am is how you take me
Never try to push or make me different
When I talk you listen to me
As I am is how you want me and
I know I've found the pieces missing
I'm looking at him
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
I can't be sane
I can't be sane
I have no brain
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be sane
I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
Don't you wish that you could spray all flies with Baygon
Exterminate those dumb pests, spray those flies with Baygon
All those buzzing insects, yeah, you'd kill them all
Don't you wish that you could make all flies just be gone?
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
A creepy little sneaky little fly on the wall?
All my precious secrets, yeah, you'd know them all
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall?
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
I'm not wearing pants
My best friend's a lamb
Whenever I get hungry I eat my hat, and
Everything I see
Is the color green
I eat fish guts for dessert
I am nuts (I am I am I am)
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad, it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve (I got I got I got)
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
My lunch is fried, I don't know why
My food is charred, it caught on fire
My cook made it burnt
Don't know why he did that
Electrified, I'm on a wire
Getting together we're on fire
What I said you heard
Now I got you spinning
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
Felon, put your hands up, I'm holding my gun
Since criminals I can chase
I'm flashing my badge like "Yeah!"
Making arrests like "Yeah!"
Get your hands up, I'm holding my gun
And sending bad guys off to jail
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!
Yeah! It's a party in the CIA!
So I put my hands up, they're playin' my song
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
Movin' my hips like "Yeah!"
Got my hands up, they're playin' my song
And now I'm gonna be okay
Yeah! It's a party in the USA!
Yeah! It's a party in the USA!
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
So I got my votes up
The Right-Wing is strong
Hey, hey, my name is Rick Perry
Tellin’ everyone lets pray
Yeah, letting’ J.C. lead the way
I got my votes up
The Right-Wing is strong
Got a double-digit lead OK
Yeah, it’s a party in the GOP
Yeah, it’s a party in the GOP
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like yeah
I'm movin' my hips like yeah
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
So he gives the thumbs up
He's tough Kim Jong Un,
Missile is up and away,
West doesn't think it's ok
Japanese in dismay
The West is fed-up,
Kim Jong Un is wrong
But the missile flew anyway
Yeah, it's a party in the DPRK
Yeah, it's a party in the DPRK
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like yeah
Movin' my hips like yeah
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There's always gonna be another cow and
I'm always gonna wanna make it moo
There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Submitted by: Stella Constellation
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