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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Bing Crosby
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Bing Crosby.
Bing Crosby
Bing Crosby's, ""Winter Wonderland""
Better Lyrics:
Every night, we perspire
As we sweat by the fire.
As we sweat by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, we conspire
As we dream by the fire.
As we dream by the fire.
Submitted by: R.W. Smith
Bing Crosby's, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Though August's yet to come
And the silliest sight to see are the adverts on TV
Too early, they're just dumb
Though August's yet to come
And the silliest sight to see are the adverts on TV
Too early, they're just dumb
Original Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Bing Crosby's, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Better Lyrics:
He knows when you've been sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
He's with the NSA.
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
He's with the NSA.
Original Lyrics:
He knows when you've been sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Submitted by: Tim Kramar
Bing Crosby's, "Swinging On A Star"
Better Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonshine home in a jar?
Carry moonshine home in a jar?
Original Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Bing Crosby's, "Swinging on a Star"
Better Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star?
Or would you rather be in a jar?
Or would you rather be in a jar?
Original Lyrics:
...
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Bing Crosby's, "When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob-Bob-Bobbin' Along"
Better Lyrics:
...Cheer up, cheer up, you're only dead
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, wake up you sleepyhead
Get up, get up get out of bed
Cheer up, cheer up the sun is red
Get up, get up get out of bed
Cheer up, cheer up the sun is red
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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