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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Perry Como.

Perry Como

Perry Como's, "(There's no place like) Home for the Holidays"
Better Lyrics:
On Pensacola and Atlantic, gee the traffic is gigantic!
Original Lyrics:
From Atlantic to Pacific, gee
The traffic is terrific
Submitted by: Chris
Perry Como's, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
(This is about the dietary disabilities inflicted on people by selfish panic buyers who don't need certain foods, but empty Free From sections anyway.)

It's beginning to look a lot like Lidl
Ev'ry store you go
Take a look round and then
Check the shelves once again
There's no sign of bread to eat on show
Original Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look in the five and ten
Glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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