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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Commercials
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Commercials.
Commercials
Commercials', "7 Up"
Better Lyrics:
Feels so bad comin' up (7 Down)
Comin' up (7 Down)
A friend of mine, when I went to middle school and we were having a Christmas party, sang the jingle as "Feels so bad" and I sang the whole jingle as "Feels so bad comin' up..."; well, you know the rest.
Comin' up (7 Down)
A friend of mine, when I went to middle school and we were having a Christmas party, sang the jingle as "Feels so bad" and I sang the whole jingle as "Feels so bad comin' up..."; well, you know the rest.
Original Lyrics:
Feels so good goin' down (7 Up)
Goin' down (7 Up)
Goin' down (7 Up)
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "Advil"
Better Lyrics:
Advanced Medicine for Shit
Original Lyrics:
Advanced Medicine for Pain
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "Gain"
Better Lyrics:
Gain not only gets out tough feet you do see
It also gets out smelly feet you don't see
It also gets out smelly feet you don't see
Original Lyrics:
Gain not only gets out tough dirt you do see
It also gets out smelly dirt you don't see
It also gets out smelly dirt you don't see
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "Heinz Ketchup 'n Onions"
Better Lyrics:
If you love Prego Spaghetti Sauce and poisonous mushrooms,
you'll love New Prego Spaghetti Sauce 'n Poisonous Mushrooms.
you'll love New Prego Spaghetti Sauce 'n Poisonous Mushrooms.
Original Lyrics:
If you love Heinz Ketchup and onions,
you'll love New Heinz Ketchup 'n Onions.
you'll love New Heinz Ketchup 'n Onions.
Submitted by: Hota Copy
Commercials', "IHOP"
Better Lyrics:
Come hungry. Leave ill.
Original Lyrics:
Come hungry. Leave happy.
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "IHOP"
Better Lyrics:
Everythng you H8 about breakfast
H8 sounds like "hate"
H8 sounds like "hate"
Original Lyrics:
Everything you <3 about breakfast
The symbol <3 represents a heart and replaces the word LOVE
The symbol <3 represents a heart and replaces the word LOVE
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "Schlitz Malt Liquor"
Better Lyrics:
Don't say bull, say beer (Beer!)
The Schlitz Malt Liquor Beer
These lyrics sound funny compared to the original lyrics
The Schlitz Malt Liquor Beer
These lyrics sound funny compared to the original lyrics
Original Lyrics:
Don't say beer, say bull (Bull!)
The Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull
The Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "State Farm Insurance"
Better Lyrics:
Blah-blah insurance person come help!
Original Lyrics:
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Commercials', "Toys "R" Us"
Better Lyrics:
So THIS is how it feels to own a Home Depot store
And here comes my pal Homer
To meet me at the door
We'll go up and down all the Home Depot aisles
18,000 different tools going on for miles
Homer the Handyman is the mascot of The Home Depot
And here comes my pal Homer
To meet me at the door
We'll go up and down all the Home Depot aisles
18,000 different tools going on for miles
Homer the Handyman is the mascot of The Home Depot
Original Lyrics:
So THIS is how it feels to own a Toys "R" Us store
And here comes my pal Geoffrey
To meet me at the door
We'll go up and down all the Toys "R" Us aisles
18,000 different toys going on for miles
Geoffrey the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys "R" Us, and he appeared on the older Toys "R" Us signs
And here comes my pal Geoffrey
To meet me at the door
We'll go up and down all the Toys "R" Us aisles
18,000 different toys going on for miles
Geoffrey the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys "R" Us, and he appeared on the older Toys "R" Us signs
Submitted by: Isac
Commercials', "View-Master"
Better Lyrics:
It's a click with Poop-Master
A friend of mine who I met in Tampa sang the View-Master jingle but he substituted View-Master for Poop-Master. Where did he get that?
A friend of mine who I met in Tampa sang the View-Master jingle but he substituted View-Master for Poop-Master. Where did he get that?
Original Lyrics:
It's a click with View-Master
Submitted by: Isac
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