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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Petula Clark

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Petula Clark.

Petula Clark

Petula Clark's, "Dont sleep in the subway"
Better Lyrics:
Dont steel things from Subway,
Darling put back all those plastic trays
Original Lyrics:
Dont sleep in the subway
darling Dont stand in the pouring rain
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Petula Clark's, "Downtown"
Better Lyrics:
Well baby you are a mess,
So now I gotta get up & I gotta get dressed and go
Downtown, Borrow a car & go
Downtown, get to the bar & go
Dowtown, there's gonna be a fight now.....
Original Lyrics:
Well maybe I'll see you there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtown, things will be great when you're ,
Downtown, Don't wait a minute more
Downtown, you're gonna be alright now......
Submitted by: DJBF

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