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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Chiffons
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Chiffons.
Chiffons
Chiffons', "My Boyfriend's Back"
Better Lyrics:
He got caught with the stuff that he sto-ole,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
But now they're lettin' him out on paro-ole,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
He's mighty tough, and he's very ski-illed,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
They could never prove the other inmates he ki-illed,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's back,
Yeeeeeah, he knows you acted shoddy,
Sooooon, they're gonna find your body,
I swore I'd be faithful, that was my poi-oint,
Ah-ooh, [toot], [toot], [toot],
Ah-ooh, [toot], [toot],
And now that big goon's gettin' out of the joi-oint,
Ah-ooh, [toot], [toot], [toot],
Wait and see!
My boyfriend's back, and he wants to kill his rival,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
So fingerin' you is the key to my survival,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's back,
[Fading]
Yeeeeeah, aylah, my boyfriend's back,
Heeeeee's, a homicidal maniac,
You can run, but you won't survive his attack,
He'll grab you and he's gonna make your neck go snap,
Your cervical vertebrae he will crack,
Yeeeh, aylah, my boyfriend's back
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
But now they're lettin' him out on paro-ole,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
He's mighty tough, and he's very ski-illed,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
They could never prove the other inmates he ki-illed,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's back,
Yeeeeeah, he knows you acted shoddy,
Sooooon, they're gonna find your body,
I swore I'd be faithful, that was my poi-oint,
Ah-ooh, [toot], [toot], [toot],
Ah-ooh, [toot], [toot],
And now that big goon's gettin' out of the joi-oint,
Ah-ooh, [toot], [toot], [toot],
Wait and see!
My boyfriend's back, and he wants to kill his rival,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's...
So fingerin' you is the key to my survival,
Ay-lah, ay-lah, my boyfriend's back,
[Fading]
Yeeeeeah, aylah, my boyfriend's back,
Heeeeee's, a homicidal maniac,
You can run, but you won't survive his attack,
He'll grab you and he's gonna make your neck go snap,
Your cervical vertebrae he will crack,
Yeeeh, aylah, my boyfriend's back
Original Lyrics:
He been away, you hung around
Botherin' me every night
When I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice.
My boyfriend's back and youre's gonna be in trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You been spreadin' lies that I was untrue
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(And he knows that you've been tryin')
(And he knows that you've been lyin')
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
But now he's back and things will be fine
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(And he knows about your cheatin')
(And yo're gonna get a beatin')
What makes you think he'd believe all your lies, wahoo... wahoo...
You're a big man now, wanna cut you down to size, wahoo... wahoo...
Wait and see!
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Here he comes
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Yeah my boyfriend's back
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Look out now
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) My boyfriend's back
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Here he comes now
Botherin' me every night
When I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice.
My boyfriend's back and youre's gonna be in trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You been spreadin' lies that I was untrue
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(And he knows that you've been tryin')
(And he knows that you've been lyin')
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
But now he's back and things will be fine
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(And he knows about your cheatin')
(And yo're gonna get a beatin')
What makes you think he'd believe all your lies, wahoo... wahoo...
You're a big man now, wanna cut you down to size, wahoo... wahoo...
Wait and see!
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Here he comes
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Yeah my boyfriend's back
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Look out now
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) My boyfriend's back
(La-de-la, my boyfriend's back) Here he comes now
Submitted by: Martin J. Grumet
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