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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Chicago

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Chicago.


Chicago's, "Beginnings"
Better Lyrics:
it's only the veganning
Original Lyrics:
it's only the beginning
Submitted by: vegan minstrel
Chicago's, "Heart In Pieces"
Better Lyrics:
When you hear the engine,
when you hear the sound of the tires bearing down,
it's just my cat in pieces,
When I see the road kill,
when he's all stretched out with two dozen sharpened claws,
it's my cat in pieces.
Original Lyrics:
When you hear the thunder,
when you hear the sound of a mountain crashing down,
it's just my heart in pieces,
When I feel the hunger,
when I'm reaching out with a hundred thousand hands,
it's my heart in pieces,
Submitted by: OneGoodWoman
Chicago's, "Saturday In The Park"
Better Lyrics:
A dog eating cat food
Original Lyrics:
A men selling ice cream
Submitted by: Lesley-Anne Up
Chicago's, "Saturday In The Park"
Better Lyrics:
The most worst day in the park the day he came and knocked up my wife
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park i think it was the fourth of july
Submitted by: white trash

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