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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Beatles.
The Beatles
The Beatles', ""Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Band""
Better Lyrics:
Dr Peppers Caffeine Hurts Band
Original Lyrics:
"Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Band"
Submitted by: white trash
The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
Better Lyrics:
It's been a hard day's night
And I've been workin' like a dog.
It's been a hard day's night;
I should be leapin' like a frog.
And I've been workin' like a dog.
It's been a hard day's night;
I should be leapin' like a frog.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a hard day's night
And I've been workin' like a dog.
It's been a hard day's night;
I should be sleepin' like a log.
And I've been workin' like a dog.
It's been a hard day's night;
I should be sleepin' like a log.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
The Beatles', "All You Need is Love"
Better Lyrics:
All you need is Clow
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love
Submitted by: Colin Slater
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Better Lyrics:
He say one and one and one is three
Your dick is so small
Most think that it's a pussy
Your dick is so small
Most think that it's a pussy
Original Lyrics:
He say one and one and one is three
Got to be good looking
'cause he's so hard to see
Got to be good looking
'cause he's so hard to see
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby"
Better Lyrics:
New Title: Caroline Bigsby. Look at all the Desperate Housewives....
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby Look at all the lonely people....
Submitted by: Peter Principle
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Better Lyrics:
I can't pee, cuz i can't see, and naturally, i can't seem to find the toilet
Original Lyrics:
I am he, as you are he, and you are me, and we are all together
Submitted by: Stephen
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Better Lyrics:
I'll tell you again You better listen For the last time, it's GOO GOO G'JOOB
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo Goo G'Joob
Submitted by: Jake
the Beatles', "I Should Have Known Better"
Better Lyrics:
So wo I should've sat on the couch and watched all this junk
Hey this is like you gotta give me Monk
Give me Monk, hey hey hey
Give me Monk
Hey this is like you gotta give me Monk
Give me Monk, hey hey hey
Give me Monk
Original Lyrics:
So-o I, should of realized a lot of things before
If this is love you've gotta give me more
Give me more, hey hey hey
Give me more
If this is love you've gotta give me more
Give me more, hey hey hey
Give me more
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
The Beatles', "I Will"
Better Lyrics:
Assad allow a Cease-Fire? Never!
Tears his nation apart
He snubs the U.N. Inspectors
Civil war may well start
Tears his nation apart
He snubs the U.N. Inspectors
Civil war may well start
Original Lyrics:
Love you forever and forever
Love you with all my heart
Love you whenever we're together
Love you when we're apart
Love you with all my heart
Love you whenever we're together
Love you when we're apart
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Beatles', "I've Got a Feeling"
Better Lyrics:
I've got a fever, I'm burning up inside,
Oh no, oh no
I've got a fever of one hundred and five
Oh no, whoa no
Oh no, oh no
I've got a fever of one hundred and five
Oh no, whoa no
Original Lyrics:
I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh no, oh no
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no, whoa no
Oh no, oh no
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no, whoa no
Submitted by: Ian
The Beatles', "Let it Be"
Better Lyrics:
When I wake up to "The Sound of Music"
Lady Gaga comes to me
Lady Gaga comes to me
Original Lyrics:
When I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Mother Mary comes to me
Submitted by: Mickey D.
The Beatles', "Love Me Do"
Better Lyrics:
Don't f--k with Jews
Big Bomb dropped on you
From Tel Nof they flew
Iran gets screwed
No nukes for you
Big Bomb dropped on you
From Tel Nof they flew
Iran gets screwed
No nukes for you
Original Lyrics:
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
Please, love me do
Whoa, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
Please, love me do
Whoa, love me do
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Beatles', "Penny Lane"
Better Lyrics:
Puddin' Tane is what I tell the nosey and the lame
Whenever they display the nerve to ask my name
And if they happen to ask again
I tell them the same
Whenever they display the nerve to ask my name
And if they happen to ask again
I tell them the same
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to have known
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say hello
Of every head he's had the pleasure to have known
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say hello
Submitted by: Porfle Popnecker
The Beatles', "Revolution"
Better Lyrics:
So you're suffering from constipation,
Well you know,
It's a real pain in the rear.
So you're swelling and have inflamation,
Well you know,
You need some Preparation H in there.
'Cause when you're talking about hemhoroids,
Preparation H can wipe them out.
Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Well you know,
It's a real pain in the rear.
So you're swelling and have inflamation,
Well you know,
You need some Preparation H in there.
'Cause when you're talking about hemhoroids,
Preparation H can wipe them out.
Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Original Lyrics:
You say you want a revolution,
Well you know,
We all want to change the world.
You tell me that it's evolution,
Well you know,
We all want to change the world.
But when you talk about destruction,
Don't you know you can count me out.
Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Well you know,
We all want to change the world.
You tell me that it's evolution,
Well you know,
We all want to change the world.
But when you talk about destruction,
Don't you know you can count me out.
Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Submitted by: Eric Perlin
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Better Lyrics:
Christ, you know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
That Bellatrix Lestrange girl
She gonna Crucio me!
you know how hard it can be
That Bellatrix Lestrange girl
She gonna Crucio me!
Original Lyrics:
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
Submitted by: Becky
The Beatles', "Wild Honey Pie"
Better Lyrics:
Young boy dies
Nation cries
Asking WHY???
Loud Outcry!!!
Nation cries
Asking WHY???
Loud Outcry!!!
Original Lyrics:
Honey Pie
Honey Pie
Honey Pie
Honey Pie
Honey Pie
Honey Pie
Honey Pie
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Beatles', "Yesterday"
Better Lyrics:
Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me,
Now I'm half the man I used to be,
Oh, leprosy came suddenly...
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Submitted by: Damien Cross
The Beatles', "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Better Lyrics:
you never gave me a tune up
Original Lyrics:
you never give me your money
Submitted by: white trash
The Beatles', "You're Sooo Fired"
Better Lyrics:
You're so fired
You don't know what to do
You're so fired
You haven't got a clue...
You don't know what to do
You're so fired
You haven't got a clue...
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tired
I don't know what to do
I'm so tired
My mind is stuck on you
I don't know what to do
I'm so tired
My mind is stuck on you
Submitted by: Gabriel Holmes
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