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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Barenaked Ladies

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Barenaked Ladies.

Barenaked Ladies

Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had A Million Dollers"
Better Lyrics:
If I had a million callers (If I had a million Callers)
I would disect all their Membranes (all their membranes)
If I had a million callers (If I had a million Callers)
I would break the phone and go insane
Original Lyrics:
If I had a million Dollars (If I had a million Dollars)
I would buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million Dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd Buy you furniture for your house
Submitted by: Lobster
Barenaked Ladies', "Pinch Me"
Better Lyrics:
I could walk but I'll just drive
I like to pollute the air outside
Original Lyrics:
I could walk but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside
Submitted by: brickhouse
Barenaked Ladies', "Sell Sell Sell"
Better Lyrics:
Lie Lie Lie Lie
H*ll H*ll H*ll
Let's see you earn
What you deserve
Who's Moe & Who is Jed?
We'll know them both in the end
Original Lyrics:
Buy Buy Buy Buy
Sell Sell Sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe & who is friend
We'll own them all in the end
Submitted by: The Man Of GTA

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