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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Gene Autry
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Gene Autry.
Gene Autry
Gene Autry's, "Here Comes Santa Claus"
Better Lyrics:
Here comes mad Assad!
Here comes mad Assad!
Making his Cease-Fire claims!
Tanks and artillery inspire fear
as long as Assad reigns
Shias fighting, thousands dying;
All caught in broad daylight
Massacres mounting here and there,
'Cause mad Assad holds on tight!
Here comes mad Assad!
Making his Cease-Fire claims!
Tanks and artillery inspire fear
as long as Assad reigns
Shias fighting, thousands dying;
All caught in broad daylight
Massacres mounting here and there,
'Cause mad Assad holds on tight!
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
are pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing;
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
are pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing;
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Gene Autry's, "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Better Lyrics:
Now all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
We love you conditionally!"
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
We love you conditionally!"
Original Lyrics:
Now all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in his-tor-y."
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in his-tor-y."
Submitted by: Bob MacLeod
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