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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Christina Augeleira
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Christina Augeleira.
Christina Augeleira
Christina Augeleira's, "What A Girl Wants"
Better Lyrics:
I want to thank you for giving me time to breathe
Gath'rin acorns from the trees
Gotta get them together
Before summer's out
I only looked but I never touched
Cuz in my heart was a picture of nuts
Real hard shells can go to hell
All this work rings a bell Of
What a squirrel wants,
What a squirrel needs,
Lo-ots of nuts from di-iferent trees
And I'm thankin' you for knowin' exactly
What a squirrel wants, whata squirrel needs
Swingin' from branches in the breeze,
And I'm thankin' you for givin' it to me
Gath'rin acorns from the trees
Gotta get them together
Before summer's out
I only looked but I never touched
Cuz in my heart was a picture of nuts
Real hard shells can go to hell
All this work rings a bell Of
What a squirrel wants,
What a squirrel needs,
Lo-ots of nuts from di-iferent trees
And I'm thankin' you for knowin' exactly
What a squirrel wants, whata squirrel needs
Swingin' from branches in the breeze,
And I'm thankin' you for givin' it to me
Original Lyrics:
I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe
Like a rock you waited so patiently
While I got it together
While I figured it out
I only looked but I never touched
'cause in my heart was a picture of us
Holding hands Makin' plans
And it's lucky for me you understand
What a girl wants
What a girl needs
What ever makes me happy
Sets you free
and I'm thankin' you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants,
What a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thankin' you for being there for me
Like a rock you waited so patiently
While I got it together
While I figured it out
I only looked but I never touched
'cause in my heart was a picture of us
Holding hands Makin' plans
And it's lucky for me you understand
What a girl wants
What a girl needs
What ever makes me happy
Sets you free
and I'm thankin' you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants,
What a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thankin' you for being there for me
Submitted by: Nicole
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