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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Atreyu
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Atreyu.
Atreyu
Atreyu's, "Lip Gloss and Black"
Better Lyrics:
I gave u plenty of mouthwash.
In the kitchen.
I'll bake u a bread!
Side ways
With a See-Saw Vulture.
Rolling in the mud?
See what You've done?
NO!!
John Kerry Now!!!
A broken bag of oranges!!!
Throw a pig from where u are!
Through a wall!!
Aren't u tired of being awake?
Some tree said u could scream
All the stars right out of the sky.
Andy's Crayola crayon starring knife!
Every evening when i die.
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
Just a little less semen and alot more butter to cook!
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
Just a little less semen and lot more butter to cook!
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
Just a little less semen and a lot more butter to cook!
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
JUST A LITTLE LESS SEMEN!!!
............After all these images of Bane.
I cut right through Joe!
I will kiss every skunk!
I'll whip you with cantaloupe!
Then I'll show you my myspace.
Then the jizz on my arm.
Sell crabs to ME!!!
I'll jizz on your face!
Aren't you tired of eating wheat?
Some tree said u could scream.
At the stars right out of the sky.
Andy's Crayola crayon starring knife!
Every evening when i die!
In the kitchen.
I'll bake u a bread!
Side ways
With a See-Saw Vulture.
Rolling in the mud?
See what You've done?
NO!!
John Kerry Now!!!
A broken bag of oranges!!!
Throw a pig from where u are!
Through a wall!!
Aren't u tired of being awake?
Some tree said u could scream
All the stars right out of the sky.
Andy's Crayola crayon starring knife!
Every evening when i die.
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
Just a little less semen and alot more butter to cook!
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
Just a little less semen and lot more butter to cook!
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
Just a little less semen and a lot more butter to cook!
I AM AUNT SUE!!!
JUST A LITTLE LESS SEMEN!!!
............After all these images of Bane.
I cut right through Joe!
I will kiss every skunk!
I'll whip you with cantaloupe!
Then I'll show you my myspace.
Then the jizz on my arm.
Sell crabs to ME!!!
I'll jizz on your face!
Aren't you tired of eating wheat?
Some tree said u could scream.
At the stars right out of the sky.
Andy's Crayola crayon starring knife!
Every evening when i die!
Original Lyrics:
If I gave you pretty enough words.
Could you paint a picture of us that works.
An emphasis on function rather than design.
Aren't you tired cause i will carry you.
On a broken back and blown out knees.
I have been where you are for a while.
Aren't you tired of being weak?.
Such rage that you could scream.
All the stars right out of the sky..
And destroy the prettiest starry night..
Every evening that I die..
I am exhumed just a little less human and lot more bitter and cold. .
I am exhumed just a little less human and lot more bitter and cold. .
I am exhumed just a little less human and lot more bitter and cold..
I am exhumed just a little less human..
After all these images of pain..
Have cut right through you..
I will kiss every scar and weep..
You are not alone..
Then I'll show you that place in my chest where my heart still tries to beat..
It still tries to beat..
Aren't you tired of being weak?.
Such rage that you could scream..
All the stars right out of the sky..
And destroy the prettiest starry night..
Every evening that I die..
Could you paint a picture of us that works.
An emphasis on function rather than design.
Aren't you tired cause i will carry you.
On a broken back and blown out knees.
I have been where you are for a while.
Aren't you tired of being weak?.
Such rage that you could scream.
All the stars right out of the sky..
And destroy the prettiest starry night..
Every evening that I die..
I am exhumed just a little less human and lot more bitter and cold. .
I am exhumed just a little less human and lot more bitter and cold. .
I am exhumed just a little less human and lot more bitter and cold..
I am exhumed just a little less human..
After all these images of pain..
Have cut right through you..
I will kiss every scar and weep..
You are not alone..
Then I'll show you that place in my chest where my heart still tries to beat..
It still tries to beat..
Aren't you tired of being weak?.
Such rage that you could scream..
All the stars right out of the sky..
And destroy the prettiest starry night..
Every evening that I die..
Submitted by: Treasure
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