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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Julie Andrews

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Julie Andrews .

Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews 's, "I Have Confidence (from The Sound of Music)"
Better Lyrics:
Somehow they will depress me
If I am firm but kind.
And all those children, Heaven bless me.
They will play tricks on me and scare me.
(Certainly better fits how her early encounters with the children are about to go!)
Original Lyrics:
Somehow I will impress them.
I will be firm but kind.
And all those children, Heaven bless them.
They will look up to me and mind me.
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green
Julie Andrews', "My Favourite Things"
Better Lyrics:
Girls in bikinis and motorbike crashes
Original Lyrics:
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Submitted by: wimpykidfan37

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