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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Alabama

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Alabama.


Alabama's, "Shagging on the Boulvard"
Better Lyrics:
They bashing, Faggots on the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
They're Dancing, Shagging on the boulevard.
Submitted by: Jody
Alabama's, "Song Of The South"
Better Lyrics:
Swervin' on the roadside,
Puking in the ditch,
Shelly was a drunk
And she really was a b*tch
Original Lyrics:
Cotton on the roadside,
Cotton in the ditch
We all raised cotton
But we never got rich
Submitted by: SloMo Joint
Alabama's, "The Closer You Get"
Better Lyrics:
The grosser you get,(BR> The more I ga-ag
My stomach will start churnin'
In no time at all
I'll puke quicker and quicker and quicker
In no time to stall
The grosser you get
The more I gag
Original Lyrics:
The closer you get, the further I fall
I'll be over the edge now in no time at all
I'm falling faster and faster and faster in no time to stall,
The closer you get, the further I fall.
Submitted by: Steven Dudley

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