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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Christina Aguilera
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Christina Aguilera.
Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty"
Better Lyrics:
My clothes are getting DIRRTY!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
Original Lyrics:
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Submitted by: Brittney :D
Christina Aguilera's, "Fighter"
Better Lyrics:
Made me want to eat some more black beans
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Original Lyrics:
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Submitted by: C&C Cookie
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie In A Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I feel like I've been locked up tight
In a big fat coat of cellulite
Waitin'gfor slim fast, to release me
Im licking my lips for fried chicken,
But I know that has over 800 calories
(Oh, Oh, Oh) My stomach's saying lets go
(Oh, Oh, Oh) But my heart is saying no
Chorus If you wanna be with me
Baby, there's a price to pay
I need weight loss in a bottle
You gotta take 3 shakes a day
I need weight loss in a bottle, baby
gotta lay off on the cakes and honey
I need weight loss in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on let me out
In a big fat coat of cellulite
Waitin'gfor slim fast, to release me
Im licking my lips for fried chicken,
But I know that has over 800 calories
(Oh, Oh, Oh) My stomach's saying lets go
(Oh, Oh, Oh) But my heart is saying no
Chorus If you wanna be with me
Baby, there's a price to pay
I need weight loss in a bottle
You gotta take 3 shakes a day
I need weight loss in a bottle, baby
gotta lay off on the cakes and honey
I need weight loss in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on let me out
Original Lyrics:
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone, to releaes me
You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way
But that don't mean im gonna give it away (baby, baby. baby)
(Oh, Oh, Oh) My body's saying lets go
(Oh, Oh, Oh) But my heart is saying no
Chorus If you wanna be with me
Baby, there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let me out
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone, to releaes me
You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way
But that don't mean im gonna give it away (baby, baby. baby)
(Oh, Oh, Oh) My body's saying lets go
(Oh, Oh, Oh) But my heart is saying no
Chorus If you wanna be with me
Baby, there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let me out
Submitted by: Rae Rae Benjamin
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie In A Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
If you wanna smoke some weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be with me baby
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
Submitted by: Reeses
Christina Aguilera's, "What A Girl Wants"
Better Lyrics:
What a squirrel wants, what a squirrel needs
collecting lots of nuts from different trees,
and I'm thanking you for giving them to me.
collecting lots of nuts from different trees,
and I'm thanking you for giving them to me.
Original Lyrics:
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
whatever makes me happy set you free
and I'm thanking you for giving it to me.
whatever makes me happy set you free
and I'm thanking you for giving it to me.
Submitted by: Natalie Bilyea
Christina Aguilera's, "What a Girl Wants"
Better Lyrics:
What this girl wants, what this girl needs
Is to please stop hearing this damn song
And no thanks to those force-feeding it to me
Is to please stop hearing this damn song
And no thanks to those force-feeding it to me
Original Lyrics:
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me
Submitted by: tifa
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