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Song Parodies -> "The Walker"
Original Song Title:
"Jaw Dropper"
Original Performer:
Z-Man
Parody Song Title:
"The Walker"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Steven Allen Walker was a friend of mine who was quite a character. I met him while working for various radio stations here in Sac doing promotional work. The guy was too cool with his mannerisms and his way with people. He once did sound effects and voices for Hollywood, worked for AMC, was a Forrester and firefighter in Oregon, and a chef for high class hotels. Into cinema, concerts, women, and telecommunications. He died in 2003. He was known locally as "The Walker."
I'm the Walker, smoothe talker
Walking wonder
Got the C-notes, got the thunder
Roll in a Gremlin
Work on my Javelin
401, always travelin'
At the show, into sci-fi
Convention cosplay
I'm that Trek guy
Bonin' never-endin'
Like Travolta
I can't stop dancin'
Trancin'
Romancin'
Listenin', understandin'
Yo! the life I lead
Is not demandin'
Cook up all the best cuisine
Got a dedicated following
Was once in a magazine
KSFM... on the air did sing
Love the earth
How the fire did sting
Tried my hand
At firefighting and forresting
Had a spat with Black Mafia
Had US Marshalls
Come and back me up
I never tire
Of showin' what I got
I'm the Walker
And that's quite enough
A walking wonder
With the right stuff
I'm the Walker and I'll call your bluff!!!
Walking wonder
Got the C-notes, got the thunder
Roll in a Gremlin
Work on my Javelin
401, always travelin'
At the show, into sci-fi
Convention cosplay
I'm that Trek guy
Bonin' never-endin'
Like Travolta
I can't stop dancin'
Trancin'
Romancin'
Listenin', understandin'
Yo! the life I lead
Is not demandin'
Cook up all the best cuisine
Got a dedicated following
Was once in a magazine
KSFM... on the air did sing
Love the earth
How the fire did sting
Tried my hand
At firefighting and forresting
Had a spat with Black Mafia
Had US Marshalls
Come and back me up
I never tire
Of showin' what I got
I'm the Walker
And that's quite enough
A walking wonder
With the right stuff
I'm the Walker and I'll call your bluff!!!
His Javelin was his baby, but he also had a Gremlin for driving downtown, always paranoid to park the Javelin anywhere. He was featured in a cooking magazine in the 1980s, but I can't recall which one. The Black Mafia dude Mack was arrested at gunpoint. Steve abhored guns but loved samurai swords and martial arts. His pad was loaded with movie memorabilia, books, mounted swords, and beautiful seascapes. Always got the girls. I miss him...
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