Song Parodies -> The Man Who Hates The Fat
| Original Song Title: | "The Man Who Murdered Love" |
| Original Performer: | XTC |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Man Who Hates The Fat" |
| Parody Written by: | Olvan The Terrible |
This parody is intended to be sarcastic. It is not supposed to be against overweight people. Rather, it is against the rabid hate-spewing song parodists who pick on overweight people because they're easy targets. You know who you are.
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
It's the portly folks that I abhor
Those jerks who eat their fill then eat some more
They are too big to even fit through doors
They must be depressed with nothing to live for
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
As kids they never went outside and played
Hooked on Nintendo all the live long day
They just love all-you-can-eat buffets
To these pathetic huskies, I have this to say:
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
Ewww, those ripples and rolls!
Ewww! Yeah! Ugh! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Yeahhh!
And I've got more to say!
There'll be no more pain from heart attacks
If they'd all go out and buy Nordic Tracks
So read health bulletins and face the facts
And don't you dare go out to Chili's and get full rib racks
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
Amirighters, won't you read this text?
Please think twice before you eat out next
It's that kind of thing that gets me vexed
You shouldn't weigh as much as a Tyrannosaurus Rex
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
If you never ever diet
Or get bacon and pan-fry it
If you never change your eating
It's your life that you're defeating
Yeah, I'm the man
I'm the man
I'm the man, whoa
(Fade Out)
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
It's the portly folks that I abhor
Those jerks who eat their fill then eat some more
They are too big to even fit through doors
They must be depressed with nothing to live for
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
As kids they never went outside and played
Hooked on Nintendo all the live long day
They just love all-you-can-eat buffets
To these pathetic huskies, I have this to say:
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
Ewww, those ripples and rolls!
Ewww! Yeah! Ugh! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Yeahhh!
And I've got more to say!
There'll be no more pain from heart attacks
If they'd all go out and buy Nordic Tracks
So read health bulletins and face the facts
And don't you dare go out to Chili's and get full rib racks
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
Amirighters, won't you read this text?
Please think twice before you eat out next
It's that kind of thing that gets me vexed
You shouldn't weigh as much as a Tyrannosaurus Rex
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
I'm the man who hates the fat
Yeah, whaddaya think of that?
If you never ever diet
Or get bacon and pan-fry it
If you never change your eating
It's your life that you're defeating
Yeah, I'm the man
I'm the man
I'm the man, whoa
(Fade Out)
With apologies to Andy Partridge.
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I must actually bow down to you for writing such a great parody of such a great song. Didn't think there were many XTC fans left around these parts.....
Hi i read the Parody of Im the man who murder love, I found it some what funny. However I doubt Andy Partridge would find it funny, since he is over weight! He is however a very talented musician. and if any one who is reading this doesn't know who XTC is should definetly look them up! ps, im quite over weight and I I wasn't at all offended.....
Thank you for your comment. I was unaware about Andy Partridge being overweight himself, but that doesn't change the fact that he's one of the most gifted songwriters of the past few decades. I am overweight myself, and I did not write this parody to make fun of overweight people, but rather, to make fun of the people who make fun of overweight people, especially in song parodies on Amiright.com. At the time I wrote this parody, there was a rash of parodies on this site about how fat people are ugly, useless, a drain on society, etc. and it just pissed me off so much that I wrote this as a counterattack.
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