Song Parodies -> "On The Great Buffet"

Original Song Title:

"Come Some Rainy Day"

Original Performer:

Wynonna Judd

Parody Song Title:

"On The Great Buffet"

Parody Written by:

GAP

The Lyrics

I feel bad about writing this, cause it's a really beautiful song and I like the Judds a lot.. but it just sprung to mind one evening and I couldn't stop writing. And it's probably only funny to me and my friends cause we always joke about stuff like this! We still love you Wynonna, even if you drink and drive..and eat a lot.. ;)

What good's a sundae
Without some nuts and whipped cream?
Two scoops of ice cream
With cherries on the top
I ate it all
And all I thought about
was what I'd get next
from the giant buffet line

(chorus)
So I got up
got myself a plate
Hoping there'd be new food
on the Great Buffet

First time I came here
I knew I would chow down
Half way through my first course
I finally had to shit
And when I did it
I lost it all completely
yet all I wanted
was to eat some mac n' cheese

So I got up
got myself a plate
Hoping there'd be new food
on the Great Buffet

How could I know
that I'd forget my Pepto
but damn I wanted cheesecake
on the Great Buffet

(bridge)
I'll sat and stuffed myself
until I couldn't move
Then Naomi wheeled me out
while I chugged my booze...

Got in my car
and got a DUI
but I'll always remember
my day at the Buffet

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