Uh uh, I'm about to eat this
Ha ha Ha ha
Wha-wha Wha-wha
Uh, Creamed filled
Uh, I'm about to eat this
What you want me to eat this?
Just give a sec, I'll eat this
I-I

I'm about to eat this
Pull out the cream a la mode
Rocky Road
Twinkies not old without any mold
The whole plate is topped with
Icing that's been whipped
And pizza, cake
The size of a tank
But to skip all that, would be bad
I'd be thin, then I would be sad

Heard you saying you like butter on your white bread
Well, the last time I ate breakfast it came on a flat bed
Once and for all lets get this straight
What's the one thing I'd prefer over a steak?
Is it a keisch? (Yeah Right)
Is it some grapes? (No way)
Is it a rice cake? (::scoff::)
Is it even healthy? (Please)

Mr. Sanders, the best pickin'
Got barbecued, original, crispy chicken
All you fast food places stating you're the best
Don't worry your heads, I'll eat just like the rest

CHORUS:
I'm gonna eat this (Yum yum)
What you want me to eat this (yum yum)
Don't sleep I'm gonna eat this (yum yum)
Oh it's good so I'll eat this (yum yum)
Hold back I'm gonna eat this (yum yum)
Eat this while I eat this (yum yum)
Eat again, I'm gonna eat this (yum yum)
What you want, me to eat this (yum yum)

I don't wanna eat somethin' that's old and brown
Don't wanna eat somethin' that's old and brown
I don't wanna eat somethin' that's old and brown
Don't wanna eat somethin' that's old and brown

Yo, one more can of escargot
Just on down with 'em, look the way I go
Can't no one eat just the way I do
You want me to eatin' eat the tin can to? (Yes do)
Weighers broken cuz this
No one fatter than me, it's a sure fire miss
I heard that in Guinness they say that I'm rare
Yeah, more like medium rare
Whip cream on top of steaks
Or fried corn dogs, as long as they ain't baked
(Cream Filled)
That's the kind, I love to eat it, sadly they're hard to find
Fishy-on-piggy-on-jelly-jelly Peanut butter
Back to eating boiled eggs just rarey rarey
Yo, pickled heiring goes good on mignon
So many different foods, I'll eat all with parmesan

REPEAT CHORUS:

(I'm about to eat this)
(I'm about to eat this)
(I'm about to eat this)

Fridge open up, they take it out
Open up the box, now what?
Put the thing in, the microwave and...
Close the big door, set it on 4
Then come the cookin' of food
Hot out the kitchen on a plate for vous
"Hey yo y'all, here's another plate of food for you"
Soon as they're gone, look at the way I go
(CRUNCH!)
Then for the bill wait I forgot dessert
Eat lots more, bigger than my shirt
Finally reach it, the full mark
Then come the medics, to start my heart
Now I'm gonna head over to the store
But they say I can't have anymore
But then through the door
"I have a bag of fries here for..."
Thank you!

REPEAT CHORUS WITH EATING NOISES

REPEAT CHORUS NORMALLY TILL FADE: